what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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