Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't deserve a penis
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
