If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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