great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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