is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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