well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He better not be in your backpack
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Panties = found
Randomize
