He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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