her vagine was all disorganized.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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