Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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