Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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