I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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