Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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