But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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