well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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