So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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