so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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