i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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