i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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