Say something about gay babies.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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