my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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