Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Randomize