if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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