I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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