Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
