i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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