Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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