found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
