Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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