I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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