My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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