that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I've blown a few things in my day
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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