Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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