She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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