So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
babies were throwing up all over the place
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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