I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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