Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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