erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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