I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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