so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wish i was in the wii world.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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