I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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