She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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