i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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