Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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