Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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