is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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