Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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