Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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