i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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