I want to stick my p in your. b.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
third nipple confirmed
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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