u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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