She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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