Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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