Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
now i know why i became what i already was.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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