I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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